A old Italian woman walks into a Cathedral, kneels, and begins to pray with her rosaries.
On the level above her, Giovanni and his friend, Mario, see the old woman, and Mario says, “Hey, Giovanni, let's have some fun.” So, Mario calls in a deep voice, “Hello, down there. This is God.”
The old woman doesn't look up, but instead keeps praying.
“Hello, down there,” Mario tries again.
“You don't know how to do it, let me show you how it's done,” Giovanni says. He cups his hands to his mouth and says in a deeper voice, “Hello, down there. This is the voice of God.”
The old woman looks up and says, “Shut up, I'm talking to your momma.”